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sed
08 Sep : 16:30
New joke in FORUM 
Philly0381
08 Sep : 14:20
Good morning everyone, chance for rain today.
willistuder
08 Sep : 13:36
Greetings SDN. It's cool.
WOM
08 Sep : 12:03
GoodMorning to all. We finally got some rain, an inch yesterday + whatever we got last night.
Philly0381
07 Sep : 14:38
Good morning everyone. 
willistuder
07 Sep : 14:37
The sun's shining here for awhile, then rain.
sed
07 Sep : 14:36
90s today 70s yesterday --- BIG storms tonite!
Hankers
07 Sep : 11:51
Good Morning. Hope everyone had a good Labor Day weekend. Raining here today.
WOM
07 Sep : 11:47
GoodMorning SDNers. They say rain for the next 3 days, we'll see.
willistuder
06 Sep : 15:33
Greetings and salutations. It's cold and gray.
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